lxvelypain:

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jeweldd:

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brutalgeneration:

(by elias.and.theresa.carlson)

flappydickz:

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

 

holynipples:

  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
  • WOMEN ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO HAVE CHILDREN
diaryof-alittleswitch:

alittleswitchinwonderland:

superorange:

chibi sex toys just want to be your (very best) friend <3by superOrange

I love these!

Super adorable! !!

averagefairy:

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  

conro101:

oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

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